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ThisIsMattsLife

Have you ever gotten really into a tv show that is old and were frusterated because you found that you cant talk about it with anyone? Let me explain. I have just started watching “freaks and geeks” and it’s awesome. I never even knew it existed and now nobody is on the same as I am when I tell inside jokes from the show as if it is a relevant tv show. Oh internet look what you’ve done.

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if my son is gay (for Sarah)

son:
mom... i'm gay
me:
what was that?
son:
i'm... gay
me:
HA! KNEW IT!
son:
wh...what?
husband:
what's going on?
me:
OUR SON'S GAY!
husband:
oh god.
son:
wait, is that okay?
husband:
no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me:
ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son:
i—
me:
YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son:
that's great mom bu—
me:
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband:
your mother has this thing about ga—
me:
I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son:
mom that really isn—
me:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband:
shit
me:
WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son:
dad, what's going o—
me:
WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband:
walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me:
YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son:
i'm scared
husband:
it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me:
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG