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ThisIsMattsLife

Have you ever gotten really into a tv show that is old and were frusterated because you found that you cant talk about it with anyone? Let me explain. I have just started watching “freaks and geeks” and it’s awesome. I never even knew it existed and now nobody is on the same as I am when I tell inside jokes from the show as if it is a relevant tv show. Oh internet look what you’ve done.

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if my son is gay (for Sarah)

son:
mom... i'm gay
me:
what was that?
son:
i'm... gay
me:
HA! KNEW IT!
son:
wh...what?
husband:
what's going on?
me:
OUR SON'S GAY!
husband:
oh god.
son:
wait, is that okay?
husband:
no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me:
ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son:
i—
me:
YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son:
that's great mom bu—
me:
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband:
your mother has this thing about ga—
me:
I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son:
mom that really isn—
me:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband:
shit
me:
WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son:
dad, what's going o—
me:
WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband:
walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me:
YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son:
i'm scared
husband:
it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me:
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

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tyleroakley:

lil-b:

Introducing our new game called:
“Don’t Be A Di*k During Meals With Friends.”
The first person to crack and look at their phone picks up the check.
Our (initial) purpose of the game was to get everyone off the phones free from twitter/fb/texting and to encourage conversations.
Rules:
1) The game starts after everyone has ordered.
2) Everybody places their phone on the table face down.
3) The first person to flip over their phone loses the game.
4) Loser of the game pays for the bill.
5) If the bill comes before anyone has flipped over their phone everybody is declared a winner and pays for their own meal.
Variations/house rules:
-Starting the game after everyone is seated.
-In the rare event that multiple people flip their phones simultaneously, the bill is split between said players.
- Feel free to invoke penalties/strikes systems.
Notes:
- No touching or messing with anybody else’s phones.
- You don’t have to stack the phones. This was done for picture taking purposes.
- I realize I should perhaps think of a different name for this awesome game. Because I don’t mean to imply that everyone who checks their phone during meals is a di*k.
- I recommend not being such a stickler or hardass on people about the rules and even initiation of the game. Basic premise is to just get people open to the idea of staying active and attentive to one another. But if someone has to take a call; they have to take a call =).
- Have fun! It’s really more of a fun concept in this new age high tech life of ours. Conversation is the spice of life.

I’m down.

tyleroakley:

lil-b:

Introducing our new game called:

“Don’t Be A Di*k During Meals With Friends.”

The first person to crack and look at their phone picks up the check.

Our (initial) purpose of the game was to get everyone off the phones free from twitter/fb/texting and to encourage conversations.

Rules:

1) The game starts after everyone has ordered.

2) Everybody places their phone on the table face down.

3) The first person to flip over their phone loses the game.

4) Loser of the game pays for the bill.

5) If the bill comes before anyone has flipped over their phone everybody is declared a winner and pays for their own meal.

Variations/house rules:

-Starting the game after everyone is seated.

-In the rare event that multiple people flip their phones simultaneously, the bill is split between said players.

- Feel free to invoke penalties/strikes systems.

Notes:

- No touching or messing with anybody else’s phones.

- You don’t have to stack the phones. This was done for picture taking purposes.

- I realize I should perhaps think of a different name for this awesome game. Because I don’t mean to imply that everyone who checks their phone during meals is a di*k.

- I recommend not being such a stickler or hardass on people about the rules and even initiation of the game. Basic premise is to just get people open to the idea of staying active and attentive to one another. But if someone has to take a call; they have to take a call =).

- Have fun! It’s really more of a fun concept in this new age high tech life of ours. Conversation is the spice of life.

I’m down.

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 ThisIsMattsLife~ I’m on Christmas break at my parents house. This post made me lolol. I almost felt bad about it…but then I didn’t and decided to repost it instead. Peace!

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